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Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Heart is sewn back together.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

'Love changes everything.'

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Couple in Blue

Sulking

'Be my Valentine?'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'