Love Story Fan Gifts

Bob and Carol had agreed on abstinence before marriage.

"Ruddy gig economy."

"So how did the date go?"

Fairy Tales Can Come True

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Hang on!...I thought these things were supposed to make people fall in love when I shoot them?"

"My mother says never talk to men on the street. So would you like to come up to my flat?"

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

Horse falls in love with a toy horse.

Romance Novels

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Moby Dick

Romance

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Ask A Silly Question.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.