Love Story Fanatic Gifts

'Talk about being madly in love. I went with him for six months before I realized he was a space alien.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"What the hell took so long?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Invisible clothes

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Like that?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."