Fairytale Fanatic Gifts

"Like that?"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Well, little pigs, maybe I couldn't blow your house down .... but I checked with City Hall and found out you guys didn't apply for a building permit ...'

Fairytale procurement disasters

....Third Little Pig was outbid.

'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'

"The HOA is bustin' my chops about my paint colors!"

Witch's cottage covered in drugs.

'I'd call security but I think this is a good sign.'

"And who's been trawling through my personal information?"

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

'I'm a real boy'

'Well, it may appear sound, Mr Pig, but in my opinion, a huff or a puff could soon bring the place down.'

"We're down to seven. Snow White's just kicked out Gropey!"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Chicken Little's annual report to shareholders.

"Gosh, Grandma, what big drinks you pour."

Wolf calls a lock smith.

'What if I told you I'm a billionaire golf pro?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

Fairy Godmother

'The premium is on the high side, but this policy allows you unlimited 'Nibbling Children' claims.'

'I'd like the Hansel and Gretel value meal...'

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

'No pennies.'

'Some people just can't take criticism!'

"Just once I'd like to blow out my own candles!"

"Define fair."

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."

'He had Rumplestiltskin spin all the kingdom's straw into gold, and then all the cows starved to death.'

'Thats not fair!!'

'Why, Grandma,what sharp...dentures you have!'

'Sure she's a witch, but at least she doesn't keep banging on about healthy eating!'