Fairytale Fan Gifts

Great coaching is about actively listening...

'You need a more secure password.'

"Okay, I'll accept that the big, bad wolf blew your house down, but I don't believe he 'nicked your D.V.D. recorder and plasma T.V.'."

'Jackpot.'

'And how would you like your porridge, too hot, too cold, or just right?'

'Once upon a time...'

"I'm afraid you have emphysema Mr Wolf"

'You might want to strike the term, 'Once upon a time,' from your resume.'

'Yes Rapunzel, we do have a warrant. So let down your hair, or we're coming in the hard way!'

"You call that a kiss?"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'And don't forget. That credit card will expire at midnight.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."

IRS 'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'Three wishes? Did I say three wishes? Let's just make it an even four!'

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'Visiting has been a breeze since you switched to this extra-stiff hair gel.'

'You are the fairest one of all. But let's face it... you're still a dog.'

Rapunzel Plot Twist

The Little Search Engine That Could.

'Who cares about the porridge! Thank God she didn't find my single malts!'

"Some of your colleagues have described your demeanor as 'gruff'."

"He's not the frog I married."

Eight dwarves become seven. Heart Attacky's just collapsed.

"Okay! In the thirty five to forty age group, who's the fairest of them all?"

'A wolf ate my grandma and my homework.'

Fireman in place of prince rescuing a Princess from a tower with a net.

'Hmm, this house idea needs a rethink...'

"She's always trying to change me."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'... and we'll just follow the bread crumbs out of the forest, and... oh jeez, I'm an idiot.'

'I was the eighth dwarf but got fired just because I grabbed Snow White's bottom.'

Goldilocks's plan to try the same thing at the three panda's house backfires.