Fantasy Fairy Fan Gifts

We're out every single morning sprinkling water droplets all around. Dew diligence.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Paranormal A-Z...

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."