Fun-loving Fairy Tale Fan Gifts

The little Dutch Boy hold his finger in the crack in a toilet.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Pastries and Candy

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Puss in cement boots"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."