Fairy Fan Gifts

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

The Mouse Princess

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Here be dragons.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Piracy on a boating lake

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."