Festive Fairy Fan Gifts

'Merry Christmas' Unbalanced fairy atop Christmas ree

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

The Salivation army.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Cat at the piano

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

inflation at Christmas

'Thanks for the onesie!'

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.