Festive Fairy Fan Pillows

'Merry Christmas' Unbalanced fairy atop Christmas ree

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

The Salivation army.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Ring those Christmas bells!

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Christmas reunions!

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Cat at the piano

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Cat on the violin

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

inflation at Christmas

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"