Hair Fairy Fan Pillows

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Deer Barber

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Beer

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Loved Jamaica!"

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Dying your hair red at home

'No, I haven't seen an orthodontist about it — I'm a rhinoceros, dummy!'