Garden Fairy Fan Pillows

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

Here be dragons.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Well, that one got away."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Camping-Pong

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Say it with flowers: It!

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Midnight Basketball

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"