Garden Fairy Fan Gifts

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I love you too, big guy."

Here be dragons.

"Well, that one got away."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'They're dog roses!'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Name your sources."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Midnight Basketball

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."