Flowers Fan Gifts

'I got a bouquet of forget-me-nots from what's-his-name.'

So Close..

Wine Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'They're dog roses!'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."