Celebrity Flower Fan Gifts

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

Prize vegetables.

Wine Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bees SOS

'They're dog roses!'

Hardy Annuals

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

NASA Special

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Bee in flight.

Cow Pollen

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

The Deer of Spring.

Hollywood or bust!

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.