Celebrity Fashion Fan Gifts

On the red carpet

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Ariana Grande caricature

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Hollywood or bust!

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

The Aging of Underwear

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

A cow with a Brazilian.

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"