Celebrity Lifestyle Fan Gifts

Keith Richards

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Leo McKern

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Meryl Streep

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Viggo Mortensen

Hollywood or bust!

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Woody Allen

Stephen Fry

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Elton John

Emma Watson

Peter Gabriel

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

Good Morning Britain