Celebrity Lifestyle Gifts

Deviated Septum

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Mike Tyson.

Uptown Escort Service...you can be a celebrity: Entourages available.

Keith Richards

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Albert Einstein

"I think he was a celebrity."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Lesser known greek gods,

Pete Sampras

Elvis Presley

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Jack Gleeson

Reese Witherspoon

Michael Jackson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Bryan Ferry

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"