Celebrity Lifestyle Gifts

Deviated Septum

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

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Benedict Cumberbatch

"I think he was a celebrity."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Bryan Ferry

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Tom Hanks