City Lifestyles Gifts

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

e-shoes

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Cat in a flap

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.