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Where did birds rest before utility wires?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

e-shoes

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Cat in a flap

City Marathon.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.