City Life Enjoyers T-Shirts

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

City Boy.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Love linked

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

Saxophone Player.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

King Kongs first christmas

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Slow Night

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

New York Netherworld

"Careful."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"