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Cartload of Boisterous Cockneys Tipping a Gentleman's Hat

Crikey cat - the streets aren't paved with gold at all - it's chewing gum!

Slow - Adults

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

A tree swing without a tree

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

French wine

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

King Kongs first christmas

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

Working Vacation.

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

Netsukes of New York.

"Chew. I don’t want you getting a stomachache."