City Life Appreciator T-Shirts

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

King Kongs first christmas

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I told you never to call me here."

Netsukes of New York.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Desk of an urban farm manager

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Sidewalk the game

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Condom Delivery

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

For All The Detroit Haters.