City Life Appreciator Mugs

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

King Kongs first christmas

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I told you never to call me here."

Netsukes of New York.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

Desk of an urban farm manager

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

Sidewalk the game

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

Bus of Fools

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

For All The Detroit Haters.

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Condom Delivery

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."