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'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

King Kongs first christmas

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Guess what? I won again.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Bankside

Soccer coach of the year.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Netsukes of New York.

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Norman E-Mailer

"...and this one is for the Spritzer Beer account."

"We'll always hate Paris."

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

Bearly Painting