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"You can hear this?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

King Kongs first christmas

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

The Kali De Milo.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"It's called 'Sold'."

Chinese History: Redwash

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Burger stall at an art gallery

"Who's the artist?"

Netsukes of New York.