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Pope Francis on public transport.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

King Kongs first christmas

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

A man looks up at the earth

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Blok drives by New York City.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

A bricklayer building a tree

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.