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"We're hoping to get back to nature in a safe theme park environment."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

King Kongs first christmas

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Thumbing a Lift.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Vacation Bus Photo