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The Parisians - A crowd watching a fisherman

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Push for Disco...

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Serenading

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

New York Netherworld

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Thumbing a Lift.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."