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"I like New York, but I miss having a screen door."

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

King Kongs first christmas

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Upper West Side Story

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Netsukes of New York.

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

American high street

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Sidewalk the game

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

For All The Detroit Haters.

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.