City Living Aficionado Gifts

"I like New York, but I miss having a screen door."

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

King Kongs first christmas

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Upper West Side Story

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Netsukes of New York.

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Sidewalk the game

American high street

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"Stay together and follow my finger."

For All The Detroit Haters.

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."