Urban Aficionado Gifts

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"We won!"

King Kongs first christmas

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Holiday cottage

Vampire on a plane

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Netsukes of New York.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

Immigrating to the City

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"There! I heard it again!"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"Stay together and follow my finger."

For All The Detroit Haters.

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'