Urban Setting Aficionado Gifts

'You don't need to feed the meeter. It's Christmas Eve.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Star Executive

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

American high street

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'The overtime comes in handy by...!?'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Self published

Covid 19 Bar Chart

Chav a Merry Christmas

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

"Stop the barking .50"

'We're from Manhattan."

'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State