Urban Landscape Lover Gifts

'Let me explain the planning and purposes scenario for regeneration.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

"I don't believe in you!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Rating the Sunset

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Feathered frenzy

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

The Formal Street Artist

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

J. M. W. Turner

twist building

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

Flowers in the city