Urban Landscape Lover T-Shirts

'Let me explain the planning and purposes scenario for regeneration.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I don't believe in you!"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Rating the Sunset

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

twist building

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

J. M. W. Turner

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Flowers in the city