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"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I don't believe in you!"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Nature Lovers

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Rating the Sunset

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

twist building

Flowers in the city

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

J. M. W. Turner

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Feathered frenzy

Star Executive

Urban lunch

Bearly Painting