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'There's just something missing.'

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

An Unexpected Guest.

Motor Tourism

Taking it easy

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hither and Yon sign

Shellfie

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Nature Lovers

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Kangeroo and joey

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

The garden lady.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

"Set already!"

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Watering the garden gnome

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."