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Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Motor Tourism

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Set already!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

J. M. W. Turner

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Artist paints an artist.

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

The painting Painter

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.