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You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Hither and Yon sign

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Snow Bridge.

"Set already!"

Rating the Sunset

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

J. M. W. Turner

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Artist paints an artist.

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

"Here is your new planet."

Meanwhile...in Albania

The painting Painter

Vast Wasteland Ahead