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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Snow Bridge.

Rating the Sunset

"Set already!"

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

J. M. W. Turner

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"Well, the drought is over."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Meanwhile...in Albania

Artist paints an artist.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

The painting Painter