Landscape Visionary T-Shirts

'In front of you, all you see is empty, useless land...'

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

Artist's Perspective

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Doing the borders.

Plant Lady

Painting clouds

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Yardless: Please help

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

The Adventures of God

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Painting taking root...

Hither and Yon sign

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The Garden