Landscape Visionary T-Shirts

'In front of you, all you see is empty, useless land...'

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

Artist's Perspective

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Plant Lady

Gardener

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Painting taking root...

Hither and Yon sign

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'