Environmental Visionary T-Shirts

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

Eliminating gas spending.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Methane Emissions

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

A Bubble of Countryside.

Climate Catastrophism

Paper Bath Towels.

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

Artist's Perspective

"Someday son, this will all belong to a post-apocalyptic dystopian future."

Bottled Air

"That's it for the climate news, now here's Cindy with the climate of fear report."

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

'Mom, it's doing it again'

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

'I detest sea food.'

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

'Yeah, we're very similar to humans, but thank goodness not as harmful to the planet...'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

The future (hydrogen car).

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.