Green Visionary T-Shirts

'Yeah, we're very similar to humans, but thank goodness not as harmful to the planet...'

"Our CEO has become a true believer in alternative energy."

"States of tofu"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Yardless: Please help

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'I don't like to take chances.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Sea weed harvest.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Climate Change -- You are here.

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

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