Green Home Visionary T-Shirts

New Zero-Emission homes.

'This smaller one is ideal if you're worried about reducing your carbon footprint.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Yardless: Please help

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Sea weed harvest.

'Handyman's Special'

Doulton Canada Geese

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

Climate Catastrophism

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Energy Research.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Environmentally Friendly Transport

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

Pop-up neighborhood

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

'Yeah, we're very similar to humans, but thank goodness not as harmful to the planet...'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

Mall Redesign Competition Winner.

Formula One eco helmet

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

Future Homes

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

'The equipment traps airborne emissions and converts them into a sludge that can be dumped in the river.'

'Bank Improvement Loans'

"When the office went paperless, it didn't mean the washrooms too."

Piano Sink