Home Visionary T-Shirts

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

Dream Home / Dream People

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Lumbar support animal

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'Handyman's Special'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Doulton Canada Geese

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

House building chart (like steps).

"We need a brownfield site."

'Why we have architects'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"The world is expanding at an accelerated rate."

Pop-up neighborhood

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

'That's your idea of weed control?'

Future Homes

"Real estate developers are God's creatures too."

'Bank Improvement Loans'