Home Visionary Gifts

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

Dream Home / Dream People

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Lumbar support animal

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Handyman's Special'

Doulton Canada Geese

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Sold his air rights."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

House building chart (like steps).

"We need a brownfield site."

'Why we have architects'

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"The world is expanding at an accelerated rate."

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

Pop-up neighborhood

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

'That's your idea of weed control?'

Future Homes

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

"Real estate developers are God's creatures too."

Piano Sink