Home Reno Visionary Gifts

'Bank Improvement Loans'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You're welcome."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.