Home Improvement Visionary Gifts

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

'Handyman's Special'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Mulch madness"

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

House for sale - some assembly required.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Doulton Canada Geese

Spring Cleaning

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Umbrella Roof

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Planning permission REFUSED...

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Home Heating Oil

Plastered.

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."