Home Improvement Visionary Prints

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

'Handyman's Special'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Mulch madness"

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

House for sale - some assembly required.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Doulton Canada Geese

Spring Cleaning

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Planning permission REFUSED...

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Umbrella Roof

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Home Heating Oil

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Plastered.

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."