Home Transformation Visionary Gifts

Bagshaw & Sons Painters & Decorators - Working towards the door.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Handyman's Special'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Doulton Canada Geese

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"When I bought, they called it a fixer-upper. After ten years and $175,000 worth of renovations, it's now called a tear-down."

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

Pop-up neighborhood

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

Vacu-move - discount movers.

Future Homes

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

"I used to do interiors but these days I take what I can get."

'Bank Improvement Loans'

Sunflower yellow

Piano Sink

"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."

"Ghost-writing Donald Trump's memoirs will pay handsomely towards the barn conversion we can't afford."

Builders

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'