Home Decor Visionary Gifts

Doulton Canada Geese

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'Handyman's Special'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Decorating on a shoestring'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"They're not even from India."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Mobile Tree Home"

Surreal war artist.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

Future Homes

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

'Bank Improvement Loans'

"Could be worse."

Piano Sink